A brown bird sits on top of Jesus's cross. Jesus looks up at the bird. He looks right into the bird's ass. Jesus dies beneath the bird perched on top. The bird flies away and two years later is shot in the wing by a hunter. The bird dies four days later, eaten alive by two foxes who will mate that spring and have six pups. Four of the six will die in the first year. The other two will not die in the first year. One will die on its second birthday. The other will live 30 years. It will have 26 litters and 41 surviving offspring when it dies. 22 of the 41 will die without raising any pups successfully. 11 of the 22 will live past three years old. One of those 11 will get hit by a bike messenger and the bike messenger will die in the future and the fox dies. Two of the ten foxes will raise five inbred pups who cannot mate and will all die. All eight of the foxes will raise 14 litters in their lifetime. 19 pups in all will survive past the first year. 14 will survive past the second year. 10 will survive past the third year. 9 will survive past the fourth year. None will die the fifth year. 2 will survive past the sixth year. Both will die the seventh year. At 11:35 Jesus dies. The bike messenger dies.
